Post by Mairi on May 16, 2008 14:09:22 GMT -5
I got this from the ShadowLore Yahoo Group and thought it would be perfect for here as well. Enjoy.
Mairi - Dorky Dippinbiscuits - Catchy isn't it?
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> I = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
2 . Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = lickin
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; s
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Mairi - Dorky Dippinbiscuits - Catchy isn't it?
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first
name:
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> I = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
2 . Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o = potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v = pickle
> w = lickin
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; s
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.